Things I don’t get.

A few just plain random things to get off my mind and on the screen. Things I don’t get.

1. Why the sudden insurgence of ipods in the grocery store? I’ve got my playlists for running, for thinking, for getting dressed even. But do you really need motivation and muse for the market?

2. Where do people get off stealing someone’s tweet and passing it off as their own status update, without the public retweet or at least giving props? You’re abusing the system, people.

3. Speaking of abuse, is it OK to let your dog lick, jump on, bark at and possibly hump other dogs? You’ve got to draw the line somewhere, but I’m not sure where.

4. I don’t get the Bravo channel at all hours of the day. In the morning it’s home shopping, and in the evening it’s Bravo. I wish I got Bravo for real.

5. Why are Maia Campbell and her crack video the two most searched items today, according to Google Trends? Who is that, and why does everyone know to search for it?

Oh, I just read about it. That’s sad.