Bun in the Oven. (Not me).

Excuse me, but my uterus is shuddering. The good people of People.com have let the cat out of the bag: The Duggars are pregnant with their 19th child.

When my BFF Lars tweeted (@WhiteLars) last night that they could name their next child Jafar, Jamiroquai, Jose, Jay-Z, or Jergens, I thought, Lars, surely you jest. There’s no way Michelle could be pregnant so soon. And also, I vote for Jafar.

But it must be true, if it’s on the Internet.

The Duggars stopped using birth control after they believe it caused Michelle’s miscarriage when they were first married. I’ve never considered birth control pills abortive, but perhaps I should do more research. I’m the only person I know who loves birth control (so many benefits!) and if I had to give it up in exchange for dozens of baby blessings, the Hubs and I would definitely choose a naming theme like the Duggars and their “J” names …

Nick loves geography, so maybe we’ll name babies after rivers: Nile, Amazon, Ganges, Congo. And I love things that are awesome, so maybe names will be: Mocha, Raindrop, Semi-colon, Fudge.

Back to the Duggars, if I were Anna — Josh’s wife — I would be peeved that my mother-in-law is stealing my thunder. Anna is due in the winter with their first child, and now her mother-in-law is having one soon after. It’s going to be joint baby showers from here on out.

And if I were any of the 18 other Duggar kids, I would be more than just a little weirded out at the baby-making activities going on at the homestead. But who am I to judge? If they provide a loving, stable home with strong values and the right priorities, little Jafar will be a lucky baby to be born into it.